Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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