what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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