So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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