We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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