Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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