I can't watch pbs sober anymore
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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