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(407): View more from Florida

is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time

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(915): View more from Texas

like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister

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(703): View more from Virginia

Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix

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(904): View more from Florida

He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him

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(416): View more from Toronto

We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again

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