question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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