This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
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Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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