bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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