So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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