"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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