how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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