her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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