Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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