PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
My pussy is not your playground.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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