so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
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I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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