i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
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Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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