my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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