Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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