What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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