I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
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look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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