And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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