It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
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I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I had to cum in my sink.
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