Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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