NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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