im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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