I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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