Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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