Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
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i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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