its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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