shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Couch. On fire.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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