Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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