You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
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This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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