4 words: hood of his car
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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