No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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