i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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