Walk of Shame. In a state park.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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