She's allergic to latex.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it