After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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