You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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