If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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