I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
