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what?
penguin condom
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
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Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
You took a bar mat shot.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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