Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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