Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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