she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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