I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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I need you to use more vowels.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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