I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
So vagazzling was a success
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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