That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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