"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I looked at my own cervix.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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