Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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