??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
You coming home soon, man?
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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