i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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